"I've been living in a f***ing bin for years".
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I have been growing and showing veg since 1996, a brilliant hobby contrary to popular belief and the views of my mates who think I’m a big poof (I’ve got nothing against poofs however!). This is just a chart of my progress for the 2017 season, if you have any specific questions about ‘showing’ then email me on smithyveg@aol.com and I’ll do my best to answer them.
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3 comments:
I 'spose cartoon pussy is quite a result for you Loughborough sh*t stabbers.
I opened my bin today and a bluebottle flew out.
What sort of cruel bastard would have put that in there.
Please, Miss Trunsworth, can I have my bluebottle back.
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