"Get your head down Sire, that clumsy twat is going to have some f*cker's eye out". King Harold's body guard 1066.
"You did turn the gas off didn't you". Mrs Farriner, Pudding Lane, London 1666
"That sure is one butt-ugly baby. I think it'll be best for everyone if I flush it down the loo?" Twice, at least, to my knowledge...Mrs. Hitler's physician, Austria 1889 and Mrs. Unsworth's midwife, Lancashire 1970.
"You know we really shouldn't be going this fast with all those big white floaty things around us". First mate, Titanic, somewhere in the Atlantic 1912.
"Jeeeeesus. That french fella can sure knock the sherberts back can't he!" Mohammed Al-Fayed Ritz Hotel, Paris 1997
"Are we all absolutely sure about this? My sources tell me this Benitez fella doesn't have the first f*cking clue!" Silent Anfield board member 2004.
Add to these if you will...... "Heather, make sure you harvest the courgettes whilst i'm away before they get too big".
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Phew !!!...When I first saw the photo I thought it was a swarthy looking Taleban fighter exacting vengeance upon a white female infidel who had just unearthed his stash of RPGs.
Then,thankfully I realised it was just a great big bloated vegetable.
Put some weight on while you were away then? FAT BA****D!!
It's a very baggy T-shirt and i'm leaning slightly forward !
Well, at least Heather has provided you with some good quality marrows instead of courgettes LOL. Bless her, she did her best and heaven knows what she was meant to do with the abundance of courgettes she was likely to be stuck with if she kept on harvesting them.
Hubby sells my surplus courgettes to a local hotel. They don't appear to care what size we deliver them, and even when we apologised for "outsized courgettes", the head Chef just told us to keep on bringing them, and this is a hotel with many awards for standards and food quality. I guess they still taste just as good big or not, (although not much good for showing or encouraging new 'fruits').
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