Well, last week I wrote about rude shaped vegetables, and you can probably imagine my surprise when I read in GN this week that they are appealing for any photos of knob, tit or fanny shaped veggies that you might have. Ok…I admit they didn’t quite word it that way but we all know what they mean!
Now, surely this cannot be a coincidence …can it? If it is it’s getting decidedly spooky. I wonder perhaps if the editor of GN is a closet Smithyveg reader? Or more likely I just have my finger on the pulse of today’s important horticultural issues?
With that in mind this week I intend to address the great talking point in horticulture at the moment. It literally is the subject on everyone’s lips. What is the best way to display the classic English rose……vase or arse crack?
10 comments:
Wonderful !
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When did you do that!!! Are they the roses that are now in a vase on my table?!!
They might be!
nice rose shame about the crack in your vase...
Dad!! It's not even dark!! Those poor spaniels next door!
Does my arse look bothered?
did you get leesa to stage the exhibits for you?
All my own work! I'm now thinking of offering myself up for that Channel 4 Life Class programme! LOL
i think greater things await you. Have you considered applying for your 1 hour on the plinth at trafalgar square.
Are you mad man? There'd be a riot....all those women trying to climb up and cop a feel!
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