This plant has still not been identified and the first prize of my body is still on offer to the supplier of the first correct answer! C'mon guys.....you soooooo want me!
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I have been growing and showing veg since 1996, a brilliant hobby contrary to popular belief and the views of my mates who think I’m a big poof (I’ve got nothing against poofs however!). This is just a chart of my progress for the 2017 season, if you have any specific questions about ‘showing’ then email me on smithyveg@aol.com and I’ll do my best to answer them.
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11 comments:
Does it start with the letter "G" ?
Methinks you're on the right track....c'mon big boy, say it! The vaseline's ready!
Second letter "H" and that's all I'm saying.
Gherkin.
Brace yerself, Simon.
Only 50% right.....what sort of gherkin? LOL
My stud llama suggests "Bimbostar"
Nah...you're not quite there yet!
Mexican Mouse Melons !!!!!!!
Strange that you went for a Dwarf Fruit....
Yaaaaaaay! He's got it.
Now.....bend over!
But I'll need a box to stand on!
Whooooaahhh !!
No way Jose !!
It's time for YOU to bend over.
If you're lucky I might just give you a reach around and jerk 'yer dwarf gherkin.
LOL !!
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