........walked into a Leicester antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.
He took it to the owner and said: "How much is this bronze rat?" The owner replied: "It's £ 12 for the rat, and £ 100 for the story." The fellow gave the owner his £ 12 and said, "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story!"
As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the drains and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks, the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.
He increased his speed and ran on towards Grand Union Canal and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster and faster. By now, very concerned, he ran down to the marina and threw the bronze rat as far out into the water as he could.
Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said, "Ah, you've come back for the story then?
"F*** no!" said the bloke, "I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim terrorist , a couple of Labour politicians , a poof, anything Scouse and a Ronan Keating? "
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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7 comments:
Is U an Infidel Innit ?
Fatwā!!
its been so cold in liverpool they have found a scouser with his hands in his own pocket
Oi! Don't bring Ronan into it!
But he's an annoying little irish twat who can't sing to save his own bollocks!
This joke made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
think you being a little biased here simon.
Why only a Ronan -what wrong with getting rid of rest of Boyzone
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