Smithyveg! readers may be interested to know that I still play football every other week. After scoring four magnificent goals last Friday night Mr. Ferguson may be wise to invest some of his recently acquired £80m on a fat, balding 45 year old veg grower from the Loughborough area who can still swing his magical right peg and send some bullets into the opposition goal. The fact that he walks around like a retarded amputee for several days afterwards really is neither here nor there!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Look no further Sir Alex!
Smithyveg! readers may be interested to know that I still play football every other week. After scoring four magnificent goals last Friday night Mr. Ferguson may be wise to invest some of his recently acquired £80m on a fat, balding 45 year old veg grower from the Loughborough area who can still swing his magical right peg and send some bullets into the opposition goal. The fact that he walks around like a retarded amputee for several days afterwards really is neither here nor there!
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Hi Smithy, id just like to say thanks for sharing your tips and advice. Ive been a gardner for yrs but had never shown anything so i was quite nervous about being laughed out of the hall but after reading your advice i became quite confident and went to show. I placed 15 exhibits and got 15 prizes, 8 firsts, 6 seconds 1 third and took home 2 cups.
I was too exited and diddnt even remember to take any photos, i celabrated with a litre of vodka.
Many thanks once again.
Wullie McMaster.
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