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Monday, October 13, 2008

Anally retentive!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…….I’m a sad bastard!

Since I started ‘showing’ in 1996 I’ve won 1,136 prize cards of various colours and denomination (I know this because I keep a spreadsheet….told you I was sad!). Of those I have been most successful with the following:

Carrots 94
Pot plants 90 (various guises)
Beetroot 62
Potatoes 61
Cacti 60
Onions 58 (In various guises/weights etc)
Shallots 58
Dahlias 57
Parsnips 49
Top tray 44
Tomatoes 43

If like me you find that information interesting then we both need to get out more. Where are you taking me?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

k c stadium to see the team currently 3rd in the premiership

Simon (Smithyveg) said...

As I've said before...it aint where you are now but where you are at the end of the season......and if Dull City are still above Man U come May I will gladly stage my veg whilst naked at Leicester Show!

Anonymous said...

Come on Rooney and Ronaldo !!!

Pleeeeeeease !!

No-one deserves to see your tiny little parsnip.

Simon (Smithyveg) said...

T'is more of a stumpy carrot actually! LOL

Anonymous said...

Noooo this is just disturbing!

Simon (Smithyveg) said...

Easy daughter.......no way Man U wil finish below Hell City.

My gentleman's vegetables will remain safely out of the public eye!

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