At last! Someone talking sense!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
I have been growing and showing veg since 1996, a brilliant hobby contrary to popular belief and the views of my mates who think I’m a big poof (I’ve got nothing against poofs however!). This is just a chart of my progress for the 2017 season, if you have any specific questions about ‘showing’ then email me on smithyveg@aol.com and I’ll do my best to answer them.
Search This Blog
World Montello Champion 2016
Blog Archive
-
▼
2011
(212)
-
▼
December
(19)
- Seed leek
- Abacus adds up
- The 2011 BBC* Veg Personality of the Year Awards
- Seemed rude not to join in....zzzzzzzz.
- One day to go!
- Only two days to go to the 2011 Smithyveg Awards!
- Bastard!
- I remember this!
- Crap Cryptic Christmas Quiz
- No wonder I could not find my glasses!
- Ian Stocks bleaches beard for Winter scaring child...
- The not-so-magic powder
- A good job nailed
- EU crisis explained
- The season has started.....but not in my garden!
- The season starts here
- Botrytis blues
- First frost of the year today
- 'striking public sector workers should be shot'
-
▼
December
(19)
The National Vegetable Society
JBA potatoes
Sturton by Stow show page
Best football team in the World!
Midlands Dahlia Society
Labels
- all traffic wardens are bastards (1)
- Any other veg (10)
- apples (2)
- aubergines (16)
- beans (11)
- bedding (1)
- bees (1)
- beetroot (84)
- blight (3)
- bond (1)
- bourne (1)
- brassicas (5)
- broad beans (3)
- brussels (27)
- cabbages (66)
- Cacti (16)
- cakes (1)
- Calcified seaweed (1)
- cardoon (1)
- carrots (243)
- Carrots at Dawn (3)
- caulis (36)
- celery (75)
- chard (3)
- chrysanths (4)
- collections (29)
- cooking king (1)
- courgettes (17)
- cucumbers (58)
- dahlias (76)
- Dave Thornton is a bastard and his life will be hell from now on (2)
- Derby (7)
- dictionary (2)
- diseases (3)
- Dundee (3)
- feeds (5)
- fertilisers (5)
- figs (1)
- formerly of 69 (1)
- foxbastards (3)
- french beans (35)
- fruit (1)
- fuchsias (8)
- gherkins (2)
- git from Humberside (2)
- gladioli (8)
- Hallams (10)
- Harrogate (18)
- Hathern (11)
- herbs (3)
- I want to put a bullet up every striking teacher's overpaid nostrils (2)
- insecticides (1)
- IT WAS PAUL BASTOW AND FRANK TAYLOR THE DIPSHITS (1)
- Jennifer (1)
- judging (7)
- kevin (1)
- knobbish advice (1)
- kohl rabi (6)
- leeks (105)
- Leesa (20)
- Leicester (22)
- lettuce (20)
- littleover (17)
- London (1)
- long beet (10)
- long beetroot (2)
- Loughborough (1)
- Malvern (75)
- manure (3)
- marrows (70)
- Moorgreen (4)
- mouse melons (1)
- Nationals (6)
- NVS (55)
- okra (1)
- old cunts (1)
- onions (206)
- Organic schmanic beardy weirdy hug-a-slug (10)
- Oscar (3)
- P.A.R.T.Y (1)
- Parklands Drive (1)
- Parsnips (187)
- peas (45)
- pellets (2)
- peppers (22)
- perv (1)
- pests (7)
- points (7)
- Ponce (1)
- pot leeks (5)
- potatoes (168)
- Preparation (9)
- pumpkin (40)
- radish (5)
- runner beans (71)
- Seagrave (14)
- seeds (2)
- shallots (124)
- Sileby (17)
- slugs (1)
- snails (1)
- soil (1)
- sowing (1)
- squash (4)
- Sturton (40)
- Sutton Bonington (27)
- swedes (1)
- sweetcorn (2)
- tips (19)
- Tomatoes (160)
- Top Tray (21)
- total wanker (1)
- trug (28)
- turnips (7)
- varieties (1)
- walking (32)
- wee jimmy's tours (1)
- Westminster (27)
- what a (1)
10 comments:
Dear Mr. Prentis,
As you're obviously rather upset at Jeremy Clarkson's comments on the One Show, may I suggest that we have a national referendum as to whether his comments were, in your words, 'totally outrageous' or 100% justified. Obviously, if there is a majority supporting Mr. Clarkson, you would be expected to resign your six-figured salaried, car provided, index-linked, 35 hour a week non-job.
I thought not!!
Yours ever so sincerely
Consortium of those with a proper job.
You may be mediocre at growing veg (and I'm being generous) but your are undoubtably a Thatcherite of the highest order so.........goodbye you sad git.
Ahhh.....if only she were 40 years younger. She'd sort this mess out!
And learn to use proper grammar and punctuation you sad twat......or were the fucking teachers on strike in your day as well?
Is Cradiator another word for total twat in some foreign language?
what does he know about growing quality veg Im sorry but I have to sit on the fence on this one did I mention twat!!!!!!
I knew you loved me really you sweet northern butt plugger!
Bugger me simon i hope you dont pick me up on punctuations or grammar because if you do i am right in the sh-t
Please remember not all public sector workers supported the strike.
You would never guess that he is married to a public sector worker would you?!
It's a shame that you're firing blanks these days,otherwise you could have been the man for the job...
Post a Comment