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Monday, December 19, 2011

Crap Cryptic Christmas Quiz

For those of you not on the NVS forum some idiot came up with this quiz. Whoever it is has a truly brilliant brain far in excess of any pea grower from cooler climes.

There are 19 veg and one herb to find. A word of warning.....some answers are so cringeworthy they'll make you curse!

1)Burnt Roger Federer
2)Regret the hook
3)Hit the map
4)Staffordshire town known for drugs
5)Blooming Lassie
6)Latin dance without the final vowel is a bit dubious
7)My dad's vasectomy
8)Foot blister isn't sour
9)A wall mounted room heater....sort of!
10)I can't believe it aint head tennis
11)Chicken red-carded in farmyard football match for unsporting play
12)Boom boom
13)Jewish teacher is also a miner
14)Rusty Limousine
15)Produces Bond films
16)Garfunkel strangled in the Holy Land
17)Blowing up your family with air
18)Ryan Giggs has got goals for the last 20 years
19)Corroded Fiat panda
20)Wow...the Red Arrows!

2 comments:

Santa from Pea Growing Country said...

Can I enter again????

Simon (Smithyveg) said...

By all means.....but what's the betting you get even less right once the judge (me!) has scored them?