An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
Advanced, we can take
a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
Looking for work
In six weeks'.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can
Take a lung out of
One person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
In four weeks'.

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so
Advanced, we can take
Half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
Them both looking
For work in two weeks'.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can
Take arseholes out of Scotland ,
put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
Half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'