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Saturday, March 03, 2012

In the South

Thanks for conning me into your cafe with the promise of 'all day breakfast'. Eggs benedict is not my idea of a brekky, bacon sarnies are! And what the fucking hell is 'brioche' and 'prosciutto ham'? Get some fucking sausages and black pudding in you soft southern nancies!

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Didn't know Walton had a cafe as well as a cheap tat souvenir shop

Dan said...

Can't you go to Dickie 9 mil's for a bowl of Jellied Eels,a plate of Pie and Mash all washed down with a pint of Southern Vicars Piss darn at the local Cockney knees up with at the joanna with the Pearly Kings and Queens ?
It might take your mind off being "Punted up the Thames"

Pete. said...

Did you enjoy Henley Smithy.

Simon (Smithyveg) said...

Did indeed. Very pretty although disappointed in the shops.

Pete. said...

Well it is a bit posh Henley . Come to the Swallowfield show .It is very good. Bring Dan and the boys.

Richard W. said...

You obviously forgot to put your sundial forward. We're about 200 years ahead of you lot.

Piss off, Bastow, or I'll BBQ yer ferrets next time I see you.

Dan. Such ignorance from an 'educated' bloke trying to emulate Mr. Swayze.

ontheplot said...

Now Now "boys" Play NICE!!!!