Gotcha!

Aaaaaaargh!

The older one's among thee will remember the TV programme 'Noel's House Party' when Noel Edmunds would trick a well-known celebrity with some bizarre scheme to emerge with a 'Gotcha Oscar' at the end of it. Some of them appeared so far-fetched as you sat with the insider knowledge in your living room you wondered how any of them ever fell for some of the stunts.
 
Well I cannot believe I've fallen for this one today. In fact I'm devastated. I emailed Dave Thornton from work with a photo of the yellow tipping on some of my Kestrel leaves. His reply was quite alarming. "Your Kestrel will be dead within 2 weeks. Wet crack".
 
In a panic I quickly googled 'wet crack' to find out if there was anything that could be done to avert disaster. The list of websites that came up was like a who's who of the most debauched porn imaginable....and I imagine an awful lot of it! It will certainly take some explaining to the geeks in our IT Dept but to be fair they didn't believe me before when I insisted I'd merely mistyped the name of an old college friend I was trying to get back in touch with, Alan Entry.