My Prayer

Dear Lord,

I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away one of my favourite actors, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett and my favourite musician, Michael Jackson.

I just wanted to let you know that my favourite Prime Minister and politician is Gordon Brown, my favourite football team is Chelsea and my favourite vegetable pest is carrot fly.

Amen.