My pumpkin plants at the allotment are amazing. I went up a couple of nights ago and was taken aback by how much they had grown in only a few days. This one is the biggest and is easily a hundred pounds or so. It might not break any records and indeed it is probably not the biggest grown by a git from Loughborough, but it's the biggest grown by this git.....and I still have a couple of weeks to my first shows that have a class for heaviest pumpkin. You can tell how big it is by comparing it to my head which is also massive in order to house my enormous brain. I have another 3 slightly smaller than this one.
The only problem I might have is physically shifting the damn things!
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