Woman goes to doctors. “Doctor my vagina keeps talking!”
The doctor puts her on the couch and takes a look. Sure enough her vagina starts to speak “Liverpool are going to win the league!”
The doctor looks at the woman and says, “it’s an epidemic. A lot of c*nts are saying that this season!!!”
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I have been growing and showing veg since 1996, a brilliant hobby contrary to popular belief and the views of my mates who think I’m a big poof (I’ve got nothing against poofs however!). This is just a chart of my progress for the 2017 season, if you have any specific questions about ‘showing’ then email me on smithyveg@aol.com and I’ll do my best to answer them.
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Liverpool Airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.
A farmer in Lancashire who was a Man Utd fan noticed someone on his land on all fours slurping water from a stream at the bottom of one of his fields. In his broad Lancashire accent he shouted down to the man ‘Hey you. For god’s sake don’t drink from that stream. There’s cow shit, pesticide residue and old sheep dip running off the land and into that water. You’ll have terrible stomach cramps and could even die”
The man got up and shouted up to the farmer in a scouse accent “Sorry but I can’t understand your accent. What did you say again?”
The farmer replied, very slowly so he could be understood easier “I was just saying that if you cupped your hands together you’d be able to drink more of that delicious spring water!”
Why do so many scousers believe in God?
They'll worship anyone who only does six days work in his life!
Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.
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