In a case of outrageous anti-Manchesterunitedism the FA today banned King Wayne Rooney for two games. Because of his tourettes syndrome problem he may have uttered a word that little old ladies laugh at when Gordon Ramsey uses it, and yet when Steven 'passback' Gerrard half kills a man in a nightclub and Ashley Cole shoots someone with a gun nothing is done. Hardly seems fair!
It's a good job there are no f*cking disciplinary committees in the f*cking veg world or else my f*cking stuff would never reach the benches, just because I have a spud-face too! And that's all i'm going to say on the matter. F*ck, b*ll*cks, arsehole, shit, fanny, pube!
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not happy then
You have taken todays verdict better than I expected Smithy.
Do you still have posters of Wayne on your bedroom wall Simon ?
Are you still planning to have his babies? Certainly more fun if he talks dirty to you.
Those buttf*ckers at the FA are all anti-Man U. The chairman is a Chelsea man and another is a Man City man.
We will have the last laugh!
Of course the little old ladies laugh when Ramsey uses those words. They heard them often enough when Rooney was shagging them!
Sorry Simon ... couldn't resist :)
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