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I have been growing and showing veg since 1996, a brilliant hobby contrary to popular belief and the views of my mates who think I’m a big poof (I’ve got nothing against poofs however!). This is just a chart of my progress for the 2017 season, if you have any specific questions about ‘showing’ then email me on smithyveg@aol.com and I’ll do my best to answer them.
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7 comments:
How's his hearing coming along?
Pardon?
OK, you can come out of '2011 Champion Tw*t of Wales' mode now.
I say again, how's Oscar's hearing coming on?
Yes he'll be getting his new ears switched on tomorrow. Hopefully he'll then be able to hear the bollocks his grandad talks for the very first time!
That's good news, except for the bollocks bit. Poor little sod.
Watch his fingers on them rough old carrots wouldn't want him cutting himself
you do look the proud grandad Simon!! he is a lovely little lad x
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