The World's shortest Fairy Tale....
Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'...
The girl said 'NO!'...
AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND SCREWED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End.
For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a bacon sandwich!
Priceless as usual
ReplyDeleteJudging by the lying, bastard scales in my bathroom, I've been eating far too many bacon sandwiches lately!
ReplyDeleteI think it must be an age thing.
Dream on Smithy!
ReplyDeleteHaa, gid een!
ReplyDeleteMissed some oot min
ReplyDeleteSmoking in the hoose, fucking up her friends, wearing auld ripped jeans wi the zip doon, gaing tae the pub every night wi the lads, saying fuck, shit, piss, cock etc whenever u want and wearing auld muddy timberland boots a through the hoose!