The other day the police pulled the body of a 40 year old male out of the local river. He was wearing high heels, lipstick, a ginger wig, a Liverpool top, and had a dildo shoved up his arse.
Police removed the Liverpool shirt to save the family from embarrassment
Thought you`d like this one.
ReplyDelete99% of scousers said they enjoy sex in the shower.The other 1% have never been to prison.
And a nother one. Liverpool have made two last minute transfer deadline signings. A japanese and an Italian, a club spokesman said yhey would fit in well with the Scouse culture! There names are Nikamota and Robateli.
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